#7: I have no idea what sound a zebra makes.
#6: Cheering too loud during a touchdown can make your child cry.
#5: Saying no to your child is just as hard as teaching them what it means (perhaps just as important).
#4: I used to take myself way too seriously.
#3: Just because you are changing your child's diaper, doesn't mean they are finished with it.
#2: You do not need paint to make art. Chewed broccoli works just as well.
#1: It is impossible to explain to a child how much you love them simply because you had no idea you were capable of loving something so much.
